“I’d like to briefly address the complete moron in the Red Sox organization who insinuated to a reporter that Terry Francona had a problem with prescription pills.
Congratulations! You have just a) attacked the best and most popular manager your team has ever had while b) displaying a complete lack of institutional loyalty, which c) pretty much guarantees that no one in his right mind will want to manage your team now, and d) turned everyone against each other causing e massive paranoia which will undoubtedly lead to f) a thousand more stories about how dysfunctional your organization is, which will only intensify the ill effects of (b,c,d,e). You are the worst person in the world. Quit.”