Ken Tremendous Speaks for Me

I’d like to briefly address the complete moron in the Red Sox organization who insinuated to a reporter that Terry Francona had a problem with prescription pills.

Dear Moron,

Congratulations! You have just a) attacked the best and most popular manager your team has ever had while b) displaying a complete lack of institutional loyalty, which c) pretty much guarantees that no one in his right mind will want to manage your team now, and d) turned everyone against each other causing e massive paranoia which will undoubtedly lead to f) a thousand more stories about how dysfunctional your organization is, which will only intensify the ill effects of (b,c,d,e). You are the worst person in the world. Quit.”

via Michael Schur on the Boston Red Sox – Grantland.

This Seems Crazy, Now

At its height, the Pinkerton National Detective Agency employed more agents than there were members of the standing army of the United States of America, causing the state of Ohio to outlaw the agency due to fears it could be hired as a private army or militia. Pinkerton was the largest private law enforcement organization in the world at the height of its power.”

via Pinkerton National Detective Agency – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.